Joke of the day

This happened on my sister..I ask her to join pet society several days ago. So last night, she leave her account to me and ask me to create for her and she going to bed. So I move her laptop to my computer desk so I can do my stuff while create her pet. I move my keyboard on my laps and her laptop on my desk. Her windows mozilla firefox can't load the game because of don't know what java thingy. So I open IE but IE was and is still slower than MF. That time not even loaded facebook yet. Damn!!! dang dou gen dou chiong mai(cantonese)....=,=..Finally, FB opened. Here's the joke start.
Me: Eh KLE, come log in your account on IE.

Sis: ok
*She type type type*

Sis: Eh, why nothing wan???

Me: Maybe click tiok somewhere else.*move the mouse pointer to the column which key-in her password* come, key-in again..

Sis: *type type type and enter kuat-kuat * Wooi, why nothing 1?

I was like huh??why ar? and I look down on my lap, I saw her hand on my keyboard but she was trying to key-in her password on her laptop using my keyboard which connect to MY DESKTOP.

Me: what the hell are you trying to do??Trying to use the keyboard to key in your password to your laptop???@.@

Then she start laughing and so am I....How silly was she??HAHAHAHAHAH~~~

Conversation

This was about a conversation between me and my friend's sister during my secondary. The most paiseh eh. Our conversation was in Chinese so here I just roughly translate it to English.
M= me, Fs=friend's sister

M:请问sy在吗？(May I speak to SY please?)

Fs:她不在。(She's not in)

M*心想着，明明是她的声音，怎么说不在呢？一定是在耍我*：你不要骗我，我知道你就是sy.(*Was thinking, beng beng is her why she said not in leh?muz be fooling me*:Don't lie ler,I know you are sy. )

Fs:我不是，她出去了。(I am not, she is out)

M：不要玩了leh，我知道你就是sy.(Don't fool me liao leh, I know you are sy)

Fs*一直笑*：我真的不是。。。(*laughing*: Seriously, I am not)

M：真的不要玩了啦，我知道你就是。(Seriously don't play liao ler, I know you are)

Fs *依然好声好气说*:我真的没有玩，我不是她(*in nice tune still*: I really not fooling u ler, I am not SY)

M*开始相信不是她了，却又半信半疑*：那好，麻烦你，如果她回来了请叫她打给我。。(*Start to think maybe really wasn't sy,but still in 50% 50%*:ok then, please ask her to call me back when she is back)

Fs：好。。。(ok)

M：你真的不是sy?( you really isn't SY?)

Fs*好气又好笑地回答*：我真的不是。。。(*in speechless and sweat-ness tune*:Seriously, I am not)

M：ok啦，谢谢你，拜拜。(ok la, thank you then,byebye)

Fs:拜拜。(Bye-bye)

挂了电话后，我依然半信半疑。。(After the phone, I still 50% not believe wasn't her)

过了不久，她打来了。我就问刚才不是你吗？她说不是啦。。。(After that, she called and I ask just now that 1 really bukan you ar??She said, of course not la)

第二天上学时，她跟我说她姐姐说我好好笑哦。。。。(The next day, she told me her sis said I was very funny)

哈哈哈~~~好尴尬哦~~~hahahah....So sia sui~~~zzzz

SY stands for Shee Yee~~~

I am thinking, if this happened on me which I am someone sister and her friend like me so wan-kat I will scold her ‘你白痴啊？？？跟你说不是就不是了，还硬说我是’ 哈哈哈 (you nuts ar?I said I am not means I am not,why must say I am???' LOL~~~

Lesson of the day

Hey folks, do you guys know Mr Postman came how many times per day? It's 2 times per day. I just knew it by yesterday. I was wondering why my dad keep checking postbox as he had had checked on morning. I asked my sis, 'do dad know postman comes once per day?' My sis said you have to ask him then. Lol~~~ My dad answered 2 times per day and me and sis was like 'huh?really ar?' zzzzz....terrible and horrible~~~


Cheersss Mr Postman

What a day~~~

Suppose to enjoy my last day with friends at PTPL manatau I got food poisoning. That makes me feeling vomited whole morning and unwell. So miserable. After class, straight back to home and straight go toilet and again straight vomit. Damn~~~ Actually I sendiri cari pasal...hahha...Because last 2 night I took the leftover food from last week and need to heat up. Here's the problem comes, I didn't heat up the food enough. So in the midnight, my antibody vs with the virus that inside my food. Thus,the next morning I totally strengthless.


Bo lor eong eh Mr A...LOL

So I used my whole afternoon to sleep. From 12pm to 9pm and around 11pm I sleep again until today 10.15am. Breakrecord!!! LOL~~~ So I can now announced I am 80% recovered. The most sad thing is I have to eat huanzhu for today the whole day. So today is Huan Zhu day~~~